The Transmigration Of Alexiy Khrabrov

29. We did not fall because of a moral error; we fell because of an intellectual error: that of taking the phenomenal world for real. Therefore we are morally innocent. It is the Empire in its various disguised polyforms which tells us we have sinned. ``The Empire never ended''.

(From Tractates: Cryptica Scriptura, by Philip K. Dick)

From: alexy@belknap.dartmouth.edu (Alexy V. Khrabrov)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,soc.culture.ukrainian,ukr.politics
Subject: Re: Common origin II
Date: 10 Mar 1995 21:01:07 GMT



In article <1995Mar9.234602.7340@njitgw.njit.edu> voronka@hertz.njit.edu (Prof. Roman Voronka - Math. Dept.)) writes:
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Tak, ja otoshyol podal`she i budu dut` v voronku....


A vot mysli dlya cholovikov i zhinok.

Netu Kyyiva.

Netu Lviva.

Netu Volodymyra, i vseh prochih bezobraznyh ``slov''.

Est` stradayuwaya Malorossiya, kotoroj suzhdeno vnov` prinesti prisyagu,
chubami do zemli, Velikomu Belomu Czaryu.

Voobwe, chto za bred?  kakaja ``Ukraina''?!!!  Ja znayu, chto dazhe
pokaznye ``banderovcy'' ubegayut so svoih ``rad'' ili chego tam domoj,
ne v silah sderzhivat` smeha.  Im nadoelo vsyo vremya pribegat`
k sekretnoj knige ``kak opoganit` velikij russkij yazyk'' s razdelami

--kak izgadit` okonchaniya slov
--kak opohabit` proiznoshenie
--kak sochinit` ujmiwa urodskih ``sloves''
--kak smeshat` podslushannyj avstrijskij govor s vyderzhkami
  iz pol`skih pornograficheskih zhurnalov
--kak, vzyav tolstoe shilo, protknut` dve dyrki nad kazhdym "i"
  (gotovitsya vypusk special`noj dvuzuboj vilki dlya etogo.
  V parlamente, vopros vyzval brozhenie i raskol na tri frakcii:
* odnochubovyh
* dvyzybyh
* trezubcevyh)

--kak, nabrav v rot , skazat` "zhovto-blakitnyj"

Vy chto, muzhiki i baby?!  Netu nikakoj Ukrainy!  Svodobu Malorossii!
Ajda vse v russkij Krym na more!  Leto skoro...

--
        Alexy V. Khrabrov 
        ``Age Quod Agis'' (Do what you're doing.)