From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Terrorist Alert
Keywords: Sabre Dance Assassins
Date: 25 Feb 92 18:18:40 GMT
Attention, all netters!
A band of ruthless armenian spetsnaz assassins disguised as
ballet dancers performing Aram Khachaturian's "Saber Dance"
infiltrated this country with the intention to murder our
popular truth and justice champions:
Moo-Duck Mutlu and Peace-Duke Cosar.
The assassination orders were signed by well known
armenian criminals: Komitas, Tigran Petrosian,
William Saroyan, and the super-nazi Von Karoyan.
Everybody unite to save the poor victims of another genocidal
act!
P.S. Please note that all the abovestated is just a figment of
my imagination poisoned by two absolutely fictitious characters:
Moo-Duck Mutlu and Peace-Duke Cosar.
Any similarities with real people and events are purely coincidental.
Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer of Passing Events, Falling Empires and Human Follies
From: oleg@usa (Oleg Vishnepolsky)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: re: Mutlushka
Date: 24 Feb 92 21:21:16 GMT
Sender: oleg@usa
Organization: Mayakovsky Literary Fund
TYPKOB
AXMETA
KOCAPA
C XACAHOM -
B CPAKY !
Mayakovsky
From: VIZNYUK@ohstpy.bitnet
Subject: Chastushki o Browne
Date: 26 Feb 92 01:35:00 GMT
>From: HE-DAN Master of the Universe
>Subject: RE: Chastushki o vladke
>>> In article <1992Feb18.200349.2024@erg.sri.com>
>>>vlad@erg.sri.com (vlad) writes:
>>> In article <1992Feb18.032000.8926@husc3.harvard.edu>
>>>benedejc@husc9.harvard.edu
>>> ( Andrej Benedejcic) writes:
>>> Na gore stoyit Vladuk,
>>> ego semero yebut,
>>> oglyanulsa on nazad,
>>> yesho semero stoyat.
>> Wecome, welcome, Andrej! We have always needed somebody to represent
>> eight year old children in this group!
>> Vlad
>> Employer disagrees
> Ne slushajte Vlada, Andrej. Mne ochen' nravyatsya vse chastushki, kotorye
> zdes' pishut. Vse vremya ot vremeni nuzhdayutsya v yumore/kul'ture.
> V samon dele ja ne znal, chto takie proizvedeniya sushestvuyut do togo,
> kak ja vpervye v etoj gruppe ix yvidel. Ja s uvazheniem blagodaryu
> vas za vash vklad.
> Dan Brown
> dabg7181@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu.us
> Department of Slavic Languages and Literatures
> University of Illinois-Champaign/Urbana
Hi Mr. Brown !
May be then you will appreciate the following "masterpiece" :
Sidit Brown na skameyke,
Khuem dolbit tri kopeiki -
Khochet zdelat' tri rublia -
Ne vykhodit ni khuia !
(No Copyright)
From: viznyuk@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Boring newsgroup
Date: 4 Mar 92 03:52:05 GMT
In article <440@hsdndev.UUCP>, nhmas@gauss.med.harvard.edu (Mark Shneyder 432-4219) writes:
> Eta grupa stala ochen ne interesnoy. Vse beseda tolko idet ob Turkah,
> Armyanach i Ukraintsov. Hotelos chtobi kto to napisal chto nibud origalnoe.
> Blagadaryu za vnimanie,
>
> Mark.
Hey, Mark - it's again about our Turks :
Mutla Korasa driuchit rakom -
Chto ni ebat'sia im, sobakam ?!
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Subject: stishok #n+1
Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1992 13:40:22 GMT
Kak khorosho pod voskresen'e,
Vnimaja treliam solovja,
Sheptat' v blazhennom upoen'i:
Ja na mutla, mutla - ne ja!
A v ponedel'nik s pokhmeliugi
Najti utekhu v fakte tom,
Chto ty v objatijakh podrugi,
Nu a cosar - cosar s mutlom.
A kol' sluchitsia vdrug prorukha,
Tebia ponos prikhvatit zloj, -
Likuj, chto ty stradajesh' briukhom,
A ne cosarom i mutloj.
-0-
Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
Disclaimer:
^^^^^^^^^^^
Characters mutlu and cosar are nothing but fictitious
creatures hatched from the eggs laid in in the dark corners of
soc.culture.soviet by some cyberspace bugs.
Any naming coincidences are purely accidental and
only confirm my old suspicion that this universe is infinite and
random.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Subject: A study in netnews characters
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1992 17:13:59 GMT
Barnyard Debates Harmony
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Miauknul borov, gus' zarzhal -
Mutlu cosara podderzhal.
- 0 -
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Subject: a confession
Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1992 20:08:13 GMT
Keywords: Turkey/a turkey
Filosoficheskoe Priznanie
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rastiot uriuk, tsvetut nasturtsii,
Rebionok krutit khvost oslu.
Liubezny mnie kartinki Turtsii,
No otvratitelen Mutlu.
- 0 -
Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Subject: A Fable
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1992 14:23:59 GMT
Keywords: Medved' i Muu-Tluu
- Medved' i Muu-Tluu
Medviedia povstrechal Muu-Tluu v lesakh Kavkaza
I skhodu zavopil: - Zaraza!
Poganaja i griaznaja skotina,
Napominaesh' ty oblich'jem Armianina.
A, znachit, vinovat v besschiotnykh prestuplen'jakh!
Medvied' na mudaka vozzrilsia v izumlen'i
I, slov ne nakhodia, ne vidia v tom bedy,
So vsekh medvezhikh sil vlomil Muu-Tle pizdy.
Moral' sej basenki prostoj:
Liubeznyj drug, ne bud' Muu-Tloj!
- 0 -
Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: ASCII PACCKA3 "CMEPTb XACAHA"
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Date: 31 Jul 92 12:53:28 GMT
Keywords: WATCH MY LANGUAGE. DELICATE INDIVIDUALS HIT NOW!!!
*I*
YTPO, TAET PACCBET.
KAK CTPAHHO EXATb TAK PAHO HA METPO.
HET TYPKY XACAHY TAM MECTA .
HET EMY MECTA B TPAMBAE.
EMY MECTO B CPAKE.
*II*
XAET XACAH BCEX HAC.
HET Y XACAHA YMA.
OH, KYPBA, XYEM MYKY HA TECTO CEET.
TAK MOTATb XACAHA B POT.
EMY BCE PABHO COCATb MOPKOBKY HABEKA.
3HAEM: OH - XYECOC.
*III*
PAKOM XACAH CTAHET.
TEM BPEMEHEM EMY CMA3KY HAHECYT.
TPAXHET XACAHA B POT YPKA, A B CPAKY KA3AX.
PBET XACAHY CPAKY XEP KA3AXA.
B 3EHKAX XACAHA TEMHO, BO PTY BKYC XYEBAT.
A TYT EMY HAKA3: PA3OM OTCOCATb XEP POTE KA3AKOB.
COBCEM XEPOBO XACAHY HA CBETE.
*IV*
XACAH - EBHYX!
XAPKHET EMY B YXO CTAPYXA CAPPA, A KPACOTKA HOHHA 3ACMEET.
MATb XACAHA COCET Y BCEX TYPKOB.
CYPOBA K HEMY KOPOBA, CCATb OHA HA XACAHA CTAHET.
KOHb XACAHA HE BE3ET, KOT EMY HE MYPKAET.
3ATEET XACAH XATY MA3ATb, A TEM BPEMEHEM XAH TYPKOB EMY POT 3ATKHET XEPOM.
CHOBA XACAHY XYEBO.
*V*
HET EMY B TOPOHTO KAKAO. HE CAXAPA B AT&T.
XABAET, XPYMKAET XACAH XYEBOE BAPEBO HA COH.
HE 3HAET XACAH 3AKOHA EBPEEB.
CBAXA K HEMY HE 3ABEPHET.
*VI*
B HOCY Y XACAHA TPYXA.
HA XAPE Y XACAHA KOPOCTA.
KOMAP XACAHOBY KPOBb COCET.
MYXA CPET EMY HA HOC.
TOHET XACAH B KAKAX.
*VII*
BETEP HECET EMY 3BYK TAHKOB B ATAKE.
KAPKAET XACAHY BOPOH: - EPEBAH, EPEBAH!
CTPAX ECT XACAHA.
BEPTYXAET OH HA HAPAX BHE 3AKOHA.
COBCEM HET MECTA TYPKY HA CBETE.
*VIII*
HA KABKA3E ECTb TEPEK-PEKA. TOHET XACAH B PEKE TEPEK.
CMEPTb EMY CKOPO HACTAHET, HABEET XACAHY COH HABEK.
CKOPO-CKOPO YTOHET XACAH. BOT 3AMEP COBCEM.
TAK EMY, CYKE!
*IX*
HET XACAHA.
KPACOTA HA CBETE!
YPA! YPA!
* * *
*
Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
Disclaimer:
^^^^^^^^^^^
Character XACAH is nothing but a fictitious creature
hatched from an egg laid in some black hole of
soc.culture.soviet by a cyberspace maggot.
Resemblance to any real individual of Turkish origin
and AT&T employ is purely accidental and only
confirms the theory that this universe is infinite and random.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: More PYCCKII/ASCII Rambling
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Date: 3 Aug 92 14:52:43 GMT
Keywords: MAPA3MA MPAKOM BECb COBOK OKYTAH
* * *
*
MAPA3MA MPAKOM BECb COBOK OKYTAH.
KOMMYHA-KYPBA BEPXOBEHCTYET B MOCKBE.
* * *
*
Y EBPEEB ABPAAM.
Y PYCAKOB BOBKA-MOPKOBKA.
A Y TYPOK - AXMET C XACAHOM.
KAK CKA3AHO HA BOPOTAX B 3OHE:
JEDEM DAS SEINE.
TO ECTb, "BCEM - CBOE".
* * *
*
HE BE3ET MHE B KAPTAX, 3ATO BE3ET B CEKCE.
A Y BAC KAK?
* * *
*
KPACOTKA PO3A CKA3ATb CYMEET:
XACAH CTEPBO3A - ECT, HO HE CEET.
OH HEYCTAHHO CPET MHE HA PAHY.
3ABET KOPAHA: HA XEP XACAHA.
* * *
*
Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: More PYCCKII/ASCII Rambling
From: oleg@watson.ibm.com (Oleg Vishnepolsky)
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 1992 16:30:11 GMT
In <1992Aug3.145243.7663@cbnewsi.cb.att.com> sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com
(alexander.kostomaroff) writes:
> ...
> HE BE3ET MHE B KAPTAX, 3ATO BE3ET B CEKCE.
> A Y BAC KAK?
HE CEKCOM KPACEH OH, A PACCKA3OM O XACAHE.
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